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TO INFINITY AND BEYOND...

Three years of waiting for an opportunity to travel with Rotary. You can't blame me for my lack of confidence in going somewhere. I'm one of the older students, the corona is now in full swing in Taiwan and generally, anything can go wrong. That's why I said that until I'm sitting on the plane, I don't believe I'm going.

 

But then, while my sisters and I were watching Winnie the Pooh and Barbie's Twelve Dancing Princesses (fairy tales that just never fail) the calendar switched to 8/26.

The day of my departure. 

 

Packing had been in full swing for the last 4 days and my head still couldn't comprehend what was going on. I spent the last week saying goodbye to family members and friends trying to make me cry all the time, and I won't lie they almost all succeeded. 

 

And I still didn't understand. I closed the suitcases I had to sit on for Daddy to even zip them up, and I still didn't understand even when I was counting through stacks of paperwork or when we left for Vienna airport at 10 am. And I have a feeling I'll probably never understand.

 

It was a given that the whole family had to come with me because I simply gave them no choice. We stopped for lunch at a restaurant in Slovakia on the way, but by then my stomach was wailing with nerves and so I couldn't enjoy the basil pesto noodles. An hour later I thought the noodles would see the world again even sooner than they had planned. 

 

We were at Vienna airport. 

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At the airport struggling with my heavy luggage. Luckily there were 5 of us.

At check-in, everything went fine and even the suitcase, which was definitely not the required 23kg, was taken. Meanwhile, in the check-in line, other Outbonds flying with me were already gathering behind me. There were 4 of us because everything goes better in a group, more heads know more and when something happens you are all in it. We were definitely not to be missed in the crowd thanks to our Rotarian jackets, which we were extremely shaggy in, so we were all pretty red and our little faces were stretched into wide smiles. Well, we were a joy to behold.

 

Dictionary 

Outbound - people who fly from the Czech and Slovak districts

District- one of the hundreds of areas under which Rotary operates and which is further divided into clubs.

Rotary- the organization I travel with. A club organization that wants to improve the world.

Inbound- me, a member of a district in another district. 

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Everyone would relate that most of the family pictures look like this. If you wonder were is my whole family... well you can guess.

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ladies in our outbound squad 

We took pictures because pictures are a must, and we went to sector D.

Saying goodbye to the family was both short and long. I'll be nice and not tell here who all shed a tear for me, or if I shed one too. After the long, not-so-long goodbye, we kept waving at each other as I went through security check, waving even as the whole airport was watching. 

  The security check went without any problems and I even managed to make a few of the staff laugh thanks to the computer mouse I had stored in my RAMA box, which was naturally lactose-free. So instead of electronic appliances, RAMA was running on the conveyor belt laughing at everyone. My nightmare of when everything starts beeping around you thankfully didn't come true, so I passed through the detection frame and past the dangerous-looking people with blue gloves on, ready to sniff you out from head to toe. Much faster than the security check we passed the airport shops, as the prices were frankly more terrifying than the people with gloves. 

Then we just boarded the plane. My experience of flying on the plane was amazing and the 16hrs on the plane flew by like a mosquito you try to kill. That means fast.

 

With the first step, the plane greeted me with relaxing Asian music drifting through the space. I smiled as I found my seat, which I had begged from the almighty himself, and which was not by the toilet.  (I didn't get my seat ticket until I was seated.) Then my seatmate boarded, and I realized at that moment that I had won the lottery. The seat next to me was open, so I could stretch out across the two window seats.  But most importantly, my roommate was even more amazing than the space next to me. 

She was a young lady who was born in Taiwan and then moved to the US as a child. She then travelled halfway across Europe and now lives in Vienna. Moreover, she was working on a project that included the Czech Republic or the Moravian region, so I was glad that when I said her that I live in the Czech Republic I didn't have to explain in a complicated way what it was and that it had been a few years since we were not Czechoslovakia.

  My roommate was chatty, honest and incredibly fun to be with. We were learning each other's languages, so I taught her Czech and she taught me Taiwanese phrases, which she said would charm everyone. 

  At the beginning of the flight, her water bottle even loudly exploded and scared the whole section of the plane so much that they all thought they had a terrorist on board. They said no such thing, but their faces spoke volumes. The rolled eyes, the horrified expressions, the last wishes up there, you know.

 

Hao Hao Chi translated as it's delicious. A phrase guaranteed to get compliments from everyone in Taiwan especially when food is a topic that takes the top spot on the list of most popular conversation topics here.

 

The evening came rather quickly, mainly due to the fact that we sailed through one time zone after another. I didn't sleep and neither did my roommate, she worked all night on things my brain couldn't comprehend and when I asked her later what the scary thing on her computer was, she shared that she was creating something like her biological Wikipedia all interconnected like a spider web in your toilet. She said she wanted to record all her knowledge there. 

 

The whole plane, after it got dark outside, was asleep and I felt like I was on a spaceship where all the passengers were either dead or artificially hibernating and I was left alive with a hacker at my side. When you looked out the window you saw places where the world below you glowed with thousands of city lights and places, mostly in Pakistan, where you were floating through a lifeless black hole. 

The temperature in the plane dropped and even though the circumstances forced you to sleep, you couldn't fall asleep.  All in all, I slept for an hour. Thanks to the time zone the night didn't last long, and with the sun stretching its early rays through the plane windows, all the corpses began to come to life. An hour later we got another meal.

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Proof of a magical atmosphere in the plane

 Our flight had a stopover in Bangkok, the capital of Thailand. There we also recruited more musketeers to our crew of 4. A girl from Austria also flying with Rotary to Taiwan and a boy from Germany going to Taiwan to study at a local university. Both were great and their English was amazing. We talked about all sorts of things while we were coming through the airport just to get to the next security check so we could re-board. Security check didn't disappoint this time either, as we all had to take our shoes off. The tapping of our feet echoed through the security check. It was just hilarious.

  Fortunately, no one beeped at security and we were able to board the plane again. We only had 4 hours of flight and then the longed-for Taiwan! 

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The musketeers

Like a wizard snapping his fingers, the whole crew passed out as soon as the plane nestled in the sky.  One minute they were all sitting on the plane, half-awake and with their arms crossed over their chests, and the next minute they were all space dead again. Even my hacker roommate succumbed to the lure of the crowd this time. However, she didn't just plan to fall asleep, she even planned to become a butterfly through hibernation. She wrapped herself in a blanket so that she looked like the hood of a metamorphosing caterpillar. Everything that once belonged to your neighbour was suddenly cocooned, and even food didn't disturb the creature's peaceful slumber.

  I couldn't afford to sleep, and I couldn't stretch anymore either, because a new passenger sat next to me. And as if on cue, all the seats around us were empty. 

  Unfortunately, my other neighbour was no longer talking to me and at times he seemed afraid of me, even though I looked like an Italian espresso next to a Starbucks coffee. 

So our only communication was that we had a formal fight all the way to see who would take the back of the chair when the other was not paying enough attention. 

  I had trouble turning on the on-board TV the whole time, and I certainly didn't want to embarrass myself in front of my rival by constantly trying unsuccessfully to turn it on, so I just folded my arms across my chest like all the other passengers and stared at the still-black TV screen the rest of the way while my neighbour next to me enjoyed a Viking movie. 

 

Meanwhile, my roommate was still making a pupe. 

 

This is how the rest of the trip went. As we approached Taiwan after 3 hours, my fellow passenger took pity on me and pressed himself against the leather seat so I could watch my new homeland materializing below us. 

  I must pay my respects here too, as the pupe beside me still retained its form even as the plane was already landing at the airport. 

After saying goodbye in my broken Chinese to my departing and fresh-faced roommate, it was time to get up from my seat as well. I made one last attempt to make eye contact with my other seatmate, who to my surprise nodded and smiled at me. 

 

The hatchets were buried! 

 

I would call the next part of my journey a detective or spy game because what we were experiencing could not be described in any other way. 

 

When all of us musketeers met again in the corridor of the plane leading to the airport, we immediately pulled out our phones and started logging into the Taiwanese quarantine system giving you the feeling that you must be a top hacker to know your way around it. Chinese characters blurred together with English before our eyes as we tried to make our way through the clerical maze of words. That's when someone started shouting and waving at us. 

Our fan turned out to be neither a guest family nor anyone from the guest district but a lady from the Ministry of Education handing us packages with top secret documents. Among all the papers and drapes we received was a great little envelope with a SIM card that we immediately had to install on our cell phones. We got the clip and immediately unlocked the next level of our mission. After we all successfully hacked into the Taiwanese signal network. We were given another mission: Go. 

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Spies completing their mission

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Me

This task was very abstract for us beginner spies, as there are far too many corridors and detours in the airport to just "go". However, that's what the absolutely awesome airport staff, called characters in the game, were there for. Each person we passed always reached out and pointed the way. There wasn't a single person who overlooked us. This is how we made it through the entire maze, including two more security checks, another log-in, passport control, suitcase pick-up, and finally taking a PCR test where we spit saliva into a cup. I even used my Chinese skills for the first time and said the word "toilet" to the confused lady. She immediately understood that it was really necessary and let us go to the tempting-looking pictograms of the female figure. 

  I had to record this moment here, as a memory of when I was understood and when I first spoke Chinese. 

  Then we found the enthusiastic Rotarians brimming with their undying positivity. The mission was over. As a reward, we were given our first meal, put through the disinfectant spray and loaded into the quarantine vehicle that took us to the quarantine hotel in Kaohsiung. After thirty hours without sleep, tired but happy, we drove another 5hrs to the hotel. We don't even know if we managed to sleep or not.

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BeiBei, my partner in mission 

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Lovely welcome on the airport

The end of the journey

 

We arrived at the hotel in the dark. When the door opened we were greeted by camera flashes and smiling faces of other Rotarians. We were given another meal - McDonald's and a whole box full of crisps, sweets and drinks typical for Taiwan. We checked in for about the fiftieth time and were rewarded with more food. At that point, I began to regret my answer to the laughing Rotarian's question if we were hungry. I shared at the time that we are starving. The lady just knowingly smiled at my response. She had an inkling of what was in store for us.

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Luggages

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My dinner

Hands full, the trolley filled with boxes and food, I crawled to the fifth floor of the hotel, where my room was located, with the help of the elevator. To my surprise, my 4th dinner was waiting for me at the door. 

 

But that was just the beginning...

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